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Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

March 4, 2020

Do I have mono, or am I just sad and tired?  Well. I mean. I hate to ask what my parents asked when I got mono back in 11th grade, but: Who have you been kissing? In 11th grade, the answer was...

Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

October 23, 2019

How do you get your friends in a capella groups to stop singing all the time? -Slightly Deaf Honestly, I wish I could tell you. I am trying to find the answer to this problem that isn’t just...

Dear Ephelia: Answering students’ questions on all things Williams

Dear Ephelia: Answering students’ questions on all things Williams

September 18, 2019

If you are eating a syrupy breakfast, and the handle of your fork falls into the syrup, what do you do? Should you get a new fork? Should you wipe it off and continue? Do you lick it off in broad daylight?...

Dear Ephelia: Answering students' questions on all things Williams

Dear Ephelia: Answering students’ questions on all things Williams

September 11, 2019

When I hold the door for someone and get a “thank you” in response, what do I say? If I remain silent, I feel like I’m being rude. If I say, “You’re welcome,” it’s awkward.  —...

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