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Dear Ephelia: Advice from Record staff

Dear Ephelia: Advice from Record staff

May 4, 2022
This week, Dear Ephelia covers contact-tracing from hookups, romance struggles, college flooring, and whether Kris Jenner has a place in tutorial essays.
Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

April 27, 2022
In another installment of the Record's advice column, Ephelia discusses double texting, podcasting, and loneliness.
Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

April 13, 2022
In another installment of the Record's weekly advice column, Ephelia provides insight into caffeine addiction, cheeseburger soup, musical red flags, and more.
Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

March 16, 2022
In another weekly installment of Dear Ephelia, Ephelia comments on lifting weights at the gym, not talking to your roomate, and winning over your a cappella crush.
Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

March 9, 2022
In this week's edition of Dear Ephelia, Ephelia gives advice on laundry, ASMR, midterms, and more!
Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

March 2, 2022
Dear Ephelia gives advice to Williams students about bad improv, frat jackets, rumors, relationships, and crushes.
Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

February 23, 2022
After being on hiatus for two years, Dear Ephelia returns to give advice to Williams students on campus relationships, dinner dates, and shower shoes.
Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

March 4, 2020

Do I have mono, or am I just sad and tired?  Well. I mean. I hate to ask what my parents asked when I got mono back in 11th grade, but: Who have you been kissing? In 11th grade, the answer was...

Dear Ephelia

Dear Ephelia

October 23, 2019

How do you get your friends in a capella groups to stop singing all the time? -Slightly Deaf Honestly, I wish I could tell you. I am trying to find the answer to this problem that isn’t just...

Dear Ephelia: Answering students’ questions on all things Williams

Dear Ephelia: Answering students’ questions on all things Williams

September 18, 2019

If you are eating a syrupy breakfast, and the handle of your fork falls into the syrup, what do you do? Should you get a new fork? Should you wipe it off and continue? Do you lick it off in broad daylight?...

Dear Ephelia: Answering students questions on all things Williams

Dear Ephelia: Answering students’ questions on all things Williams

September 11, 2019

When I hold the door for someone and get a “thank you” in response, what do I say? If I remain silent, I feel like I’m being rude. If I say, “You’re welcome,” it’s awkward.  —...

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