This week, Ephelia tackles water bottle hygiene, architecture choices at the College, New Year’s resolutions, professor recommendations, and love advice.
This week, Ephelia tackles falling in love with your best friend, the switch to electric fireplaces in the 24-hour room, and a question that seems to have been submitted by Troy Bolton of "High School Musical."
This week, Ephelia tackles 8 a.m. classes, running into exes at Resky, and helps a student turn a roommate problem into an entrepreneurial opportunity.
This week, Ephelia discusses close friends disappearing into coupledom, the silent joys of the course catalogue, and the perks of abstaining from situationships.
This week, Ephelia provides an action plan for against irresponsible dorm-kitchen users, offers advice on friendships as an international first-year, and on being left behind by a graduating girlfriend.
I’ve been hit with writer’s block and have a 10-page paper due in a few days. How do I conjure the creative spirits to produce a masterpiece on Ron DeSantis’s penchant for high heels?
I have been...
In this week's edition of Dear Ephelia, Ephelia talks Instagram dm flirting, the Williams swivel, to grow or not to grow a beard, and open-relationships.
In this week's edition of Dear Ephelia, Ephelia meditates on the best way to pick between two guys, texting etiquette in class, and the worst movies for Netflix-and-chill.
In this week's Dear Ephelia describes alternative housing accomodations, finding your secret admirer, and what to do when caught stalking your partner.
In another weekly installment of the Record’s advice column, Ephelia offers insight into GroupMe etiquette, the best dishes on Spring Street, and the line at Goodrich.
This week, Dear Ephelia covers contact-tracing from hookups, romance struggles, college flooring, and whether Kris Jenner has a place in tutorial essays.
In another installment of the Record's weekly advice column, Ephelia provides insight into caffeine addiction, cheeseburger soup, musical red flags, and more.
In another weekly installment of Dear Ephelia, Ephelia comments on lifting weights at the gym, not talking to your roomate, and winning over your a cappella crush.
Do I have mono, or am I just sad and tired?
Well. I mean. I hate to ask what my parents asked when I got mono back in 11th grade, but: Who have you been kissing? In 11th grade, the answer was “No one — I’m a cow. I probably got it from sharing milk with a friend.”
How do you get your friends in a capella groups to stop singing all the time?
-Slightly Deaf
Honestly, I wish I could tell you. I am trying to find the answer to this problem that isn’t just...
If you are eating a syrupy breakfast, and the handle of your fork falls into the syrup, what do you do? Should you get a new fork? Should you wipe it off and continue? Do you lick it off in broad daylight?...
When I hold the door for someone and get a “thank you” in response, what do I say? If I remain silent, I feel like I’m being rude. If I say, “You’re welcome,” it’s awkward.
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