Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • April 22, 2026 This week, Ephelia tackles love, identity, and milk addiction.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • March 18, 2026 This week, Ephelia discusses how to sleep in academic buildings, spring break FOMO, and skunks.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • March 11, 2026 This week, Ephelia discusses Marriage Pact, Spring Fling, and going into our no-work era.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • February 25, 2026 This week, Ephelia tackles dorm issues, self-promotion, and LinkedIn.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • February 18, 2026 This week, Ephelia tackles fraught romances, revenge schemes, and student-professor relationships.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • February 11, 2026 Ephelia helps inquirers sort through familial expectations of love and interpersonal conflict.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • January 28, 2026 This week, Ephelia advises on behalf of those with Winter Study struggles, drowning in Faye Floods, and on Arctic policy.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • December 3, 2025 This week, Ephelia tackles New York assholes, clumsiness, and athletic devastation.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • November 5, 2025 This week, Ephelia discusses hot profs, cocaine, and what it takes to be a football player.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • October 8, 2025 This week, Ephelia discusses relationship advice, tips and tricks for being a student at the College, academic advice, and more.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • October 1, 2025 This week, Ephelia discusses Goodrich etiquette, Mark Hopkins, and more.
Dear Ephelia: Record advice column Ephelia Ephelia • September 24, 2025 This week, Ephelia discusses Hoxsey blues, the sting of rejection, taxes, talking too much, and parental surveillance.
