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Ephelia Ephelia • October 8, 2025

This week, Ephelia discusses relationship advice, tips and tricks for being a student at the College, academic advice, and more.

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Ephelia Ephelia • October 1, 2025

This week, Ephelia discusses Goodrich etiquette, Mark Hopkins, and more.

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Ephelia Ephelia • September 24, 2025

This week, Ephelia discusses Hoxsey blues, the sting of rejection, taxes, talking too much, and parental surveillance.

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Ephelia Ephelia • May 7, 2025

This week, Ephelia discusses workout routines for someone with an athlete roommate, navigating love triangles, learning how to ride a bike, finding love using dating apps, and the unwritten rules of Lickety etiquette.

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Ephelia Ephelia • April 30, 2025

This week, Ephelia tackles Yik Yak fails, the allure of Del Water Gap, and more.

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Ephelia Ephelia • April 23, 2025

This week, Ephelia explores the importance of Okta Verify and perfects the equation for how to text your crush.

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Ephelia Ephelia • March 19, 2025

This week, Ephelia offers advice on finding balance, obsessive crushes, lost heirlooms, and more.

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Ephelia Ephelia • March 11, 2025

This week, Ephelia tackles lost Super Puffs, Marriage Pact flames, and more.

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Ephelia Ephelia • March 5, 2025

This week, Ephelia offers advice on reaching campus fame, overcoming embarrassing moments, and how to deal with dishonest suitemates.

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Ephelia Ephelia • February 26, 2025

This week, Ephelia offers advice on bothersome moms, internship FOMO, and gaming the meal-plan.

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Ephelia Ephelia • February 19, 2025

This week, Ephelia tackles secret dogs, relationship troubles, and more.

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Ephelia Ephelia • February 12, 2025

This week, Ephelia tackles all things love in anticipation of Valentine's Day.