Word on the Quad: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen on the job?
April 3, 2019

“On my birthday, a random dog wandered into Hopkins Hall and threw up in my office.”

“The surprised faces of students when I joke around and tell them their meal costs $4.99.”

“Fake dead vulture on Dodd. I barely even know what that sentence means myself.”

“One night, I [found] a student in the Virtual Reality room on the floor terrified and screaming.”