MAN ON THE QUAD: What should Adam Falk do next with his facial hair?

froshboy online

I vote he embraces his physicist roots and goes for an Albert Einstein mustache.

-Sam Alterman ’18




JuniorGirl online

A Seneca Crane beard from The Hunger Games.

-Hadley Desmeules ’16





A fu manchu.

-Kenny Jones ’17




SeniorGirl onlineI’m picturing a soul patch.

-Callie Kiernan ’15