Synchronizing the clocks on campus

While I know this is not an important complaint, I know of no other forum in which to voice my exasperation. Today when I arrived at the snack bar I was denied use of my breakfast points because I was “too late”.. “Too late?” I asked, “but the clock on the big white clock tower says 9:53.”

Little did I know that time travels faster in the snack bar, as it was already five after ten. Please, I beg the person who is reading this and has the power to fix the clock on the Congregational Church to do so! Synchronize it with the other clocks on campus, for the good of me and my hungry belly!

Missing my Egg and Bagel,

Josh Earn ’04