Stumpy Lives!

I am happy to report that the rumors of Stumpy the squirrel’s death have been grossly exaggerated. Though I knew nothing of the rumors until reading Judy Jones’ letter, I can assure all of those concerned about the plight of Williams’ most beloved rodent that she is not only alive, but looking as plump and chipper as ever. Whether she has just emerged from an extended hibernation or returned from a vacation to gentler lands I do not know—but Stumpy and I chattered together for a good five minutes on Easter morning as I walked down to Mission, so apparently she’s decided to stick it out, despite the recent crime wave.

Holly Kohler ’02

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