To the Editor:
The plastic toy car that my children use to push each other around our neighborhood disappeared over the weekend. Thanks to the thoughtfulness of Buildings and Grounds, we found out the car had been discovered in front of Garfield dormitory, and I was able to recover it. There will always be people who believe that being a drunk Williams College student entitles them to steal from three-year-olds, and there is no way that I can argue them out of their immorality in a letter. However, the vast majority of Williams College students realize that having a good time does not require hurting children, and I want to appeal to you. If you see someone stealing or vandalizing children’s toys, please ask them to stop.
Associate Professor of Philosophy